I Got Some Apples

Where is your land,
Of the sun on sand,
Of fields and leaves of gold...?

With men of joy and fear and pride, who feast on tears of old.

curiosity-discoverer-of-worlds:

michaelblume:

curiosity-discoverer-of-worlds:

I think that even harry doesnt know what a cappucino is

I mean, the reason is pretty depressing. Hermione’s had a muggle upbringing, Ron’s had a wizard upbringing, Harry’s had neither.

What a great way to start my morning

With a cappuccino and a broken heart

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pleatedjeans:

via

me:

(thinks something mean)

me:

dont be fucking rude

hannahhxrto:

This is literally my favorite MDK

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radxcalscull:

omniscientspider:

I’m British and I can confirm that this is all correct

LEG SLEEVES


I could totally go for some of Her Majesty’s sugar barnet right now.

radxcalscull:

omniscientspider:

I’m British and I can confirm that this is all correct

LEG SLEEVES

I could totally go for some of Her Majesty’s sugar barnet right now.

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pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

pondwitch:

snooopbloggyblog:

goals

literally the coolest kid ive ever heard of

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i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

—   

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

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thelindsayjones:

thatssorayvin:

All hail the Queens.

Fierce

thelindsayjones:

thatssorayvin:

All hail the Queens.

Fierce